What A Bitch Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead Doing
Quote from the awesome web site Daemonstv http://www.daemonstv.com
1. Reading books like “He’s Just Not That Into You” or “How to Land A Man.”
3. Starting a sentence with… “The problem with you is…” or “No way I’d ever do that…”
4. Failing to rise to the challenge.
5. Whining about being bored or having nothing to do.
6. Wallowing in the past or what (sniff) could have been.
7. Spitting, cracking gum, slurping, burping, or itching certain areas in public.
8. Shying away if she’s in the center of a scandal. (She faces it head on with pleasure and rises above it.)
9. Being a wallflower at an event or party.
10. Avoiding anything that’s scary, uncomfortable or makes her a little uneasy. (Bitch says Bring it On!)
11. Like she just rolled out of bed in public. (She takes the time to take care of herself. She’s never one of those people walking in flip flops in 3 feet of snow, or wearing polka dot and plaid together)
12. Saying “no” to an intriguing adventure or anything new.
14. Shrinking or surrendering to a man. Letting him control her every move. (Exception: she’s “surrendering” to a man giving her pleasure in bed)
15. Begging a man to stay after he’s told her he needs ”space.” (She blows him a sassy kiss or helps him pack.)
16. Being embarrassed talking about her passions, fantasies and exploits.
17. Devoting herself to a man after the first date. (She plays the field with relish until a man shows he’s worthy of her)
18. Being unappreciative to those she loves and all she has.
19. Ignoring a man’s ego. (A real Bitch appreciates it and works it for boths’ pleasure)
20. When asked by someone “What’s new?” She says “Not much.”
21. Did I mention “whining?”
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