Stir It Up!

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When is the last time you “stirred things up?”  I’m not talking pancake batter I’m talking your “routine.”  Routine Routine Routine.  I get it.  Structure is important on the pathway to success and achieving goals, dreams, balancing your check book.  When you get too comfortable?  Stir things up!  Remember…life BEGINS at the end of your comfort zone.  So get a little uncomfortable.  In positive and fun ways.

  1. Try something…anything new!  Love red wine?  Me too.  Change it up for a Scorpion Bowl, Pineapple Passion or something you have never tried once in a while.
  2. You know that “Things I Would Never Do List?”  Re-read it.  Have you done anything on it?  Do things on that list seem a little less…”no way I’d ever do that?”
  3. Listen to different music, take a different route home than you normally would, explore web sites you would never think of going to.
  4. Make a list of daily and weekend adventures you want to try.  Then schedule them.
  5. If you are like me and find it impossible to just sit and do nothing…try it.  Breathe and see how it feels.
  6. Scour the local papers for new things to do this weekend.  New restaurants, festivals, stores, spas, museums and put these things into your schedule.
  7. Face fears.  Afraid of public speaking?  Go to a Toastmasters meeting. http://www.toastmasters.org/
  8. Be grateful, say thank you to someone you love, make something yummy for a sick person.
  9. Never done a crossword or sudoku?  Try.
  10. Accept ALL really fun sounding invitations!  Don’t think about it and wonder if it will fit in your schedule.  Just accept.  I just accepted a photo shoot opportunity from a friend.  A fun glamour girl pin-up style one!

Please…share your hot and sassy ideas here and on our Facebook page!  https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bitch-Lifestyle/205875411841

Love, Goddess

© S Stevens Life Strategies

Loving Your Lady Parts

Picture of the delicate, unique and pinkaliscious orchid from Bees on the Brain

How much do you adore your clitoris?  Your vulva?  Every delicate fold of your beautiful pussy?  Did your jaw drop at my bluntness?  It’s okay.  Women don’t really talk about their pussies.  My question is…why?  It’s not considered “lady like.”  Here we are.  With this amazing thing called a “clitoris” that is designed for one thing.  To rock your body with pleasure and it’s not considered “lady like” to talk about it.  Well…as a lady, I say we get talking.  And loving.  And adoring the fact that we have something that can make us feel SO good.

Two things got me thinking about our gorgeous feminine folds.

  1. Guys are so darned proud of their cocks.  Right?  They even name them.  You know how they like to talk to you through their cocks?  Their cock always has a swagger and a deeper voice then they do.  Usually followed by a HUGE smile from him.  He’s so proud of the way his cock just talked to you.  LOL.
  2. The other day I was with a group of people and someone had written the words “Happy Vagina Day”  on a chalkboard.  One of the girls erased it because she was a little embarrassed and thought it was inappropriate.  Of course me…I’m thinking…”Yes!  What a great idea!  Happy Vagina Day!”

So I thought I’d come up with a Sassy Bitches’ 3 Part “Lady Like” Plan to Loving her Lady Parts.  Here we go:

Step One:  We are going to stop being so “lady like.”  I’m not asking you to go run around the neighborhood showing off your pussy.  I’m just asking you to warm up to it a little.  Adore her a little.  Trim her and pamper her like you would any other part of your body.  As you like.  Maybe give the hair down there a moisture masque.  Trim her into a little heart.  Does your man come up to you and talk to you through his cock?  Well, answer back.  Go up to him and whisper in his ear “My pussy has something she wants to tell you.”

Watch his jaw drop.  Then take a moment and tell him what Pussy would like him to do.  Okay…that is a bit advanced Bitch.

Step Two:  Educate Yourself.  Read up.

  1. Junk? Try Diamonds!
  2. Dell Williams:  A Sexual Pioneer for Women
  3. The “Cuddle Hormone.”
  4. Do a google search on her.  Search for the term “yoni.”

Step Three:  Bitch it up by buying yourself a gorgeous orchid.  Make it a beautiful symbol and reminder to take as careful care of this plant as you do YOU.

Love, Goddess

© S Stevens Life Strategies

 

Show a Little Love For Your?

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Spring Clean your car!  Make your mode of transportation comfortable-a sanctuary full of things to keep you safe, secure and feeling luscious!

  1. Vacuum and wipe the exterior down.  Spritz a yummy scent or add a few of those perfume samples from magazines to freshen the air.
  2. Thoroughly clean the outside.  Get rid of any grease on your hub caps and shine up the wheels.
  3. Add some cute comfortable pillows.  Pink?  Zebra print?  Bucket seats can be uncomfortable.
  4. Rotate out music you’ve had in the car forever.
  5. Google emergency kits for your car and make one or update the one you have. http://beprepared.com/article.asp?ai=28
  6. Add your fave beauty supplies, personal supplies and yummy snacks.
  7. Add things that you know make you feel beautiful – at the ready when life hits you hard.  Your fave book, magazine, scarf, perfume, glitter, lotions.
  8. For more ideas and items to add for your car Safety Girl:  http://www.safetygirl.com/emergencykits.html

Have fun turning your car into your moving Palace!  Love, Goddess

Related Reading:

  1. Dita Von Teese:  A Study in Naughty Glamour http://bitchlifestyle.com/2011/08/dita-von-teese-a-study-in-naughty-glamour/
  2. Beauty Rituals Empower You  http://bitchlifestyle.com/2009/06/beauty-rituals-empower-you/
  3. Everyday Glamour  http://bitchlifestyle.com/2009/08/everyday-glamour/

© S Stevens Life Strategies

Kick in the Sass

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I love this one!  Yeah…let him rise to the occasion in every way possible!

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Fab pic found at Wedding Bee!

A Sassy Bitch started the “fun” way before the first date…

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Anne Taintor pic from Tammy Martin Landscape Design

PURR!

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Mmmmm….

And that concludes our mid-week kick of sass.  You’re assignment today at Bitch University is to do something good for you.  To get your inner Sassy glowing!  Love, Goddess

© S Stevens Life Strategies