Bitch Lifestyle » Bitch University

Stir It Up!

Goddesspower — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:39:26 +0000

Anne Taintor pic from https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/TM3AtU37bbuFc_M8VBlCVA

When is the last time you “stirred things up?” I’m not talking pancake batter I’m talking your “routine.” Routine Routine Routine. I get it. Structure is important on the pathway to success and achieving goals, dreams, balancing your check book. When you get too comfortable? Stir things up! Remember…life BEGINS at the end of your comfort zone. So get a little uncomfortable. In positive and fun ways.

Try something…anything new! Love red wine? Me too. Change it up for a Scorpion Bowl, Pineapple Passion or something you have never tried once in a while.
You know that “Things I Would Never Do List?” Re-read it. Have you done anything on it? Do things on that list seem a little less…”no way I’d ever do that?”
Listen to different music, take a different route home than you normally would, explore web sites you would never think of going to.
Make a list of daily and weekend adventures you want to try. Then schedule them.
If you are like me and find it impossible to just sit and do nothing…try it. Breathe and see how it feels.
Scour the local papers for new things to do this weekend. New restaurants, festivals, stores, spas, museums and put these things into your schedule.
Face fears. Afraid of public speaking? Go to a Toastmasters meeting. http://www.toastmasters.org/
Be grateful, say thank you to someone you love, make something yummy for a sick person.
Never done a crossword or sudoku? Try.
Accept ALL really fun sounding invitations! Don’t think about it and wonder if it will fit in your schedule. Just accept. I just accepted a photo shoot opportunity from a friend. A fun glamour girl pin-up style one!

Please…share your hot and sassy ideas here and on our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bitch-Lifestyle/205875411841

Love, Goddess

Kick in the Sass

Goddesspower — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 18:16:25 +0000

I love this one! Yeah…let him rise to the occasion in every way possible!

Anne Taintor pic can be ordered at Buy.com http://www.buy.com/prod/she-admired-his-ability-to-rise-to-the-occasion-magnet-by-anne-taintor/217126829.html

A Sassy Bitch started the “fun” way before the first date…

Anne Taintor pic from Wedding Bee http://www.weddingbee.com/2007/02/23/anne-taintor/

PURR!

Anne Taintor pic from Tammy Martin Landscape Design http://tammymartindesign.wordpress.com/category/pets/

Mmmmm….

Anne Taintor pic can be found at Funky Fridge: www.funkyfridge.com

And that concludes our mid-week kick of sass. You’re assignment today at Bitch University is to do something good for you. To get your inner Sassy glowing! Love, Goddess

Key to How Sassy You Are

Goddesspower — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:54:08 +0000

You’ll be licking your lips when you master this Sassy Key! Lip look found at http://blog.yaaree.com/www.yaaree.com/lips/

Need to know key to how in your Sassy Bitch you are: How much free stuff are you getting? If you have to stop and think about the last time you got a deal or something for free? You need to up your Sass. You are not living up to your Sassy Bitch potential. This week has been a slow week for me in the getting free department. I’m getting ready for a vacation and have extra extra work to do to keep things running while I’m gone. I’ve been hibernating with my hot, sexy computer so I haven’t been out much. Still…I’m grateful for all the goodies that have come my way:

Not happy with my cable bill, I called the company and had a ball with the very hot girl I got as a rep. I wound up paying less than I did for my last yearly contract. Yes!
Just as I started researching a Kindle, I received a Kindle Keyboard FREE!
I was craving my fave tuna tartare from a nearby restaurant. I told the man who answered the phone how much I adored their recipe and gushed about how excited I was to have it. When I got to the restaurant he gave me a big smile and said: “It’s on me.” Yes!
Trying to find a car during Spring Break that wasn’t a ridiculous price was starting to irritate me. So I called a car company, got another hot girl on the line and not only did I get a non-existent discount, I got a free upgrade. Yes!
I got a guy from my web hosting service laughing so hard that he gave me his personal line. To call whenever I needed something. Yes!
I received beautiful jewelry. From a man I’ve never met. Whom I’ve only talked to over the phone!

Are these sorts of things happening to you? I really want them to happen to YOU! So here are some things I do that help. Note: If you are in your Bratty Drama Queen? You need to take care of her NOW. Immediately work on being grateful for all you have and #9 below until that edgy energy subsides.

Every day I work to become a happier, more loving and more grateful person.
I practice flirting with everything that moves. It’s infectious fun for those around you!
I am sincere.
I treat people the way I want to be treated.
I am grateful every single day for all I have.
I love to give. To strangers, friends, family. I don’t expect anything back. I don’t expect anything back because it’s fun to put smiles on peoples’ faces!
I have practiced seeing the good in every road block like no ones’ business. It keeps me focused on my goals and happily moving forward. Note: When road blocks occur, I may need a healthy dose of #9 below.
I keep myself grounded with positive activities and people. When I meet energy suckers and Debbie Downers, they don’t bother me. I know what it’s like to be in their shoes. Not a fun place to be. I’m polite-never letting them suck them down.
When things and people bug me I get rid of that negative energy building inside of me by exercise, long walks, meditation, kick boxing. It makes everything better and clears my mind!

So get in there, play with your hot self and share with me all the free fun coming your way! Love, Goddess

Sassy School of Gallantry

Goddesspower — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 02:43:33 +0000

I’m a naughty teacher. I’ve been so bad. Here’s what you have to do to enjoy me. Cameron Diaz pic from Bad Teacher Trailer http://bad-teacher.movie-trailer.com/

You and I are open for business. Our business? Our very own “School of Gallantry.” Inspired by one of the greatest Seductresses of all time: Ninon De Lenclos http://bitchlifestyle.com/2012/02/ninon-de-lenclos/ By doing this we are honoring her brilliance. And ours. Our ability to communicate exactly HOW a man is to pursue us, seduce us, love us…be worthy of us. (sassy wink)

Not one whine. Knowing without question that YOU are the hottest thing that was ever created on this planet. Knowing that you deserve to be treated like the amazing woman you are. This is not about arrogance. You are a confident, loving, caring woman. A good man will see this and will appreciate the chance to put a smile on your beautiful face! School your potential lovers and male friends in the following ways:

Techniques you desire in courting and seduction.
A peak into how you tick as a woman. Slower than slow. You may want to keep a bit of mystery about you.
The proper way to break up with a woman. None of which involves a text.
The physiology of sex.
The seductive qualities in conversation.
Be sure to give your school a hot name. Worthy of you.

What will you add to this list? This is about YOU remember. Exactly what you desire from a man. Exactly how you want to be treated and adored. Before you do this take the time to relax. Really relax and get into your hot, sensual self. The cares of the day behind you. If you have a boyfriend or a husband…what would you like from him? Is it a soft, sexy kiss? Let the pleasure of experiencing one of those kisses wash over you. Enjoy enjoy enjoy. When you feel yourself all warmed up, give him a call. Tell him…

“I was just thinking about how much I enjoy kissing you! It’s so good.”

Don’t try to get him to come and see you. Keep it short. Just let him know you were enjoying something about him. See what happens…and take notes like a good (or bad) teacher. Oh…and if a potential lover gives you crap about how high maintenance you are or some other silly thing about how you want to be treated? Purr playfully and say something like: “I’m soooo worth it.”

And you are…now get in there and play, Sexy Teacher! Love, Goddess

Serenity in Chaos?

Goddesspower — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:49:54 +0000

***Gorgeous image from 4th Doctor: http://4thdoctor.blogspot.com/2010_09_01_archive.html

You-The bright light in the middle of chaos!

Serenity in chaos.

The more of a Sassy Bitch you come, the more the fur flies, the walls become bigger to climb over and the problems more do or die. Sounds rather dramatic, doesn’t it? The good part is, the fun quotient soars as well! Let’s get back to the chaos example. When you’re in your Sassy Bitch, your Drama Queen is the one napping. The Sassy Bitch doesn’t fan the fires of drama. She has surrounded herself with people who take action instead of PANIC. They know exactly what to do when the shoe drops. And sometimes? She needs that and releases control so she can attend to other things. Like dealing with her food poisoning.

Yeah…so here’s the story. Saturday night I had a show with my improv group. Theatre is packed and we have half an hour before curtain. I find out one of my musicians is sick and can’t make it. I have a back up musician, but he didn’t bring his guitar. So I’m down one man and one guitar. Calmly my other guitar player and another member of the group know exactly what to do and proceed in Mission A: Find Guitar For Show. Mission B: I kept to myself. I had food poisoning. I had to get a grip on the urge to throw up my lunch. All while being the Sassy Bitch in charge. No one ever knew I was sick, we found a guitar and we had a very good show.

One of the hardest things to do is lead by example when you’re a leader. You are the glue to everything. You can’t get sick. You have to motivate and make sure everyone is ready to kick ass. You have to surround yourself with people who will have you back when you have the urge to take a back seat and just be sick. This is never doubting yourself and people earning your trust. And doubt will crop up. I have a fun little exercise that really helps when doubt crops up. It’s a little mantra. It’s a little beauty treatment. It even helps when you are PMSing like there is no tomorrow. Here is what I say:

I am fabulous! (can be said throughout the day)

Worry creeps in and I say:

I let you go because I choose to be fabulous!

There is so much power in your choices. Choices are habits. If we choose to worry, that’s what we get. More of it. Choose Fabulous. Because THAT is what you are. Do this every time you feel doubt and worry quivering below the surface. Let me know how it goes. For more “fabulous” encouragement, read these articles:

Beauty Rituals Empower You: http://bitchlifestyle.com/2009/06/beauty-rituals-empower-you/
Make Your Eyes Sparkle: Literally! http://bitchlifestyle.com/2011/08/make-your-eyes-sparkle-literally/
Fear is a Future Emotion: http://bitchlifestyle.com/2009/05/fear-is-a-future-emotion/

Love, Goddess

Trust

Goddesspower — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:52:11 +0000

Image from The Done Depot which protects online passwords: http://www.thedonedept.com/2010/05/14/make-your-passwords-un-hackable/

Trust.

Trust is something that has to be earned. Over time. You just can’t snap your fingers and the Trust Fairy grants it. Even if you DO trust someone, there are certain things you shouldn’t share. Like personal information. There’s a reason why it’s called “Personal Information.” It’s not “Everyone’s Information,” or “Hey everyone want access to my bank account information,” or even “My Pin number is.” Never give out this information. Yeah…Bitch is on a tangent. Here’s why I’ve become all Queen Mother Bitch about it. A very sweet client of mine had a boyfriend who wanted personal information from her.

Sweet Client: (after completing an assignment to get rid of her anger at men) My boyfriend asked something of me that I found disturbing.

Me: Yes?

Sweet Client: He wanted us to exchange passwords and share our personal Facebook information.

Me: And?

Sweet Client: I said no. What bothered me is he said “Why-don’t you trust me?”

Me: And?

Sweet Client: Then we got into an argument about trust.

Me: How does your body feel talking about this?

Sweet Client: I feel like slimy creatures are crawling all over me!

Me: So it makes you feel yucky. LOL…

Sweet Client: I don’t know what to do.

Me: Yes you do. So do it!

And she did. She told her boyfriend that she wasn’t going to share that information with him. She told me he tried to change her mind and guilt her into it. She dumped him. Made this Queen Mother Bitch so proud! This guy tried to guilt her into sharing something that was none of his business.

I was relieved for her and didn’t think about it anymore. Until yesterday. When I heard on the radio on the John Tesh program http://www.tesh.com/ that this sort of thing is happening more and more often! It’s a new way to show love and trust among young people, the show said. Sharing Facebook passwords. It also said every person that shared their Facebook passwords got into a lot of trouble. Personal pictures and email were sprayed all over the internet. And that was just the tame stuff.

So don’t do it. Don’t share your personal information with anyone. Keep it personal. And if someone asks you and then tries to make you feel bad? Tells you a lot about their character. Or lack thereof. Or naivete. If you’ve given out personal passwords, change them toute suite! Love and a warm bear style hug, Queen Mother Bitch

For more:

From Mashable: Love Seekers Beware: Online Dating Fraud http://mashable.com/2012/02/10/online-dating-fraud/
Signs You’re A Sassy Bitch: http://bitchlifestyle.com/2011/05/signs-youre-a-sassy-bitch/

Valentines Day Special

Goddesspower — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:44:28 +0000

***

Valentines Day Special

Forget him and fall in love with you. The Sassy Bitches’ Way!

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. Anais Nin

Love it! We will go over the keys that will help you get on the path to unleashing your Confident Sassy Bitch. 3 Week Valentine Special includes:

A one hour private coaching session with me each week via telephone and follow-up emails.
Fun & empowering homework with sassy tips & hints to help keep you inspired & motivated.

Oh, and one more thing. If you sign up by midnight on Saturday February 4, 2012? I’m taking 25% off the price of this three-week coaching module with me.

Regular price of the program is $450.00. Promotion price through Saturday February 4, 2012 is $337.00. Program requires payment in advance through secure PayPal.

If you are interested send me an email: Goddesspower978@hotmail.com

Your blog empowered me to dump my current boyfriend. Thank you! Stefanie

I love how you empower women to be strong, confident and wise. Your blog is really inspiring me to live that “Bitch Lifestyle.” Thanks Necarrus

Love, Goddess

***Gorgeous Pink Heart is available at the web site World Images: http://www.worldimages.com/KidsRoom_Girl_Hearts.php

A Doorway to Harnessing Your Super Natural Force

Goddesspower — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:55:45 +0000

Glamorous picture of Audrey Hepburn from the blog V State: http://vstateclothing.com/may-6th-v-state-ladies-night/

The word “glamour” originates from the ancient term necromancy-the harnessing of supernatural force. Yeah…hot! And at your fingertips. Any woman can turn her glamour on. Whenever she wants to.

“Enjoy the fact that you’re a woman and men will enjoy it too.” Marilyn Monroe.

I love that quote! So today at Bitch University I’m going to give you glamorous tips from some of the most magnetic women that ever lived. Why do this? Because it keeps away The Drama Queen Brat. The Drama Queen Brat craves attention. When she doesn’t get it she may start to do obnoxious things. Like text a guy 40 times a day or moan about all she doesn’t have and drain the energy of all those around her. By giving attention to things that make you feel beautiful and playful, she is getting attention. A part of you wants attention and by enjoying being a woman and playing with glamour, you get attention in a constructive, fun way! Do one a day. Or two. As many as you want. Add a touch of glamour a day and see how it makes you feel. This is taking power away from your Brat. This will help harness that supernatural force deep inside you. The Strong, Sexy, Confident Bitch.

Gwen Stefani loves watching old movies. She’ll see something she loves-like a leopard print and decide to wear it the next day. Add a little leopard print to your life. Scarf, shoes, a hot skirt.
Sophia Loren loves pasta. Savor a bowl no guilt like she does.
Love your body like Mae West did. “I never worry about diets. The only carrots I’m interested in are the number in a diamond.”
Create your own fashion trademark. Something that you love to consistently wear. Is it smokey eyes? Flowers always in your home? The way you wear your hair? A blingy ring?
Laughing at yourself makes you very adorable and charming.
Enjoy your voice. Speak clearly and take your time. This draws people in.
Take the time to groom your eyebrows. Fill them in and brush them. They frame your eyes-the mirrors to your soul!
Red lipstick has been a quick way to glamour forever! Cleopatra used red lipstick to lure Caesar. Find your perfect shade and work it.
Brush glitter on your cleavage.
Wear only your favorite perfume to bed.
Put a huge bouquet of the most glamorous flowers by your bed.
Movie star Greer Garson used to rinse her hair in champagne. She would not rinse it out. This made her feel incredibly pampered.
Try on the absolute sexiest heels you can find. Manolos, Louboutins. Admire your legs in the shoes in a mirror.
Make your entrance. Even in the grocery store. Think up a fun little thing to say in your mind…like a mantra as you enter. “I’m the sexiest woman on the planet.” Practice everywhere.
Note your posture. Walk tall and don’t slouch. Walk with purpose or a with a subtle, sensual shift of your hips. Slow down. Enjoy walking.
The next time you’re at a restaurant, order the sexiest, naughtiest, glamorous sounding cocktail and savor it.
Turn your bedroom into a boudoir. Google for tips.

Please share your glamour ideas on here and on our Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bitch-Lifestyle/205875411841 Get in there and play! Class dismissed. Love, Goddess

You’ve Been Sassed!

Goddesspower — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:00:17 +0000

Please…please try and pull something over on me…***

Sign you’re a Sassy Bitch: You absolutely relish calling people on their crap in a calm and unemotional way. True Bitches know why.

And it is so fun. It goes like this:

Someone screws you or does something that doesn’t fly with you.
You call them on it. Politely. Calmly and in a bottom line type way. And it feels soooo good.

Why are you able to do this? Because you have noticed and taken note of someones’ actions and let them hang themselves on their own rope. You know why I tell you to watch Judge Judy? Because that Sassy Bitch does it all the time. She reads the statements by the complainant and defendant. You do not want to be the one she talks to the most. She has found the “gotcha” in their statement and like a brilliant lawyer in her groove, is settin’ em’ up for the fall. Yeah…she gets mean. Yeah…she yells at them. That’s her schtick. Think of how much power you have when you learn how to do this in a calm and bottom line type of way. Looking them straight in the eye. This is power. This scares a lot of people. It’ll scare them right out of your life or into not wanting to be called on their crap again. Because, like they are ”a scared.” Sassy Wink. I’d much rather be a Scary In Control Bitch than a doormat. And YOU?

So get in there and work your assignments, Sassy Bitch!

Listen to a persons’ words with a healthy dose of skepticism.
Watch their actions. Do they produce? Do they back up their words with action? Beware statements like “I should be there.” “Should” implies a huge probability of a no show or tardiness. This should be noted by you!
If they don’t back up their words with action, take notes. Watch how people like Judge Judy set people up with their own words. This is a classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzGOJJmrPNo
Listen and practice practice practice!

This takes time to learn and do. That’s what you do at Bitch University. Learn and do. Mistakes are always a step in the right direction. As long as you see the mistake, make conscious steps to learn from and correct them, and keep on keeping on. Class dismissed. Love, Goddess

*** Gorgeous picture of Lauren Bacall from the FAB web site Let Them Eat Cup Cake: http://let-them-eat-cup-cake.blogspot.com/2011/02/i-love-me-classy-sassy-woman.html

Private Coaching available. For more information: http://bitchlifestyle.com/private-coaching/

Your New Love on New Years Eve

Goddesspower — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 18:35:42 +0000

***

I have one very important assignment for you this New Years.

It’s simple.

It will help propel you into a year full of Sassy Confidence, Fun and Success.

If you let it. (Sassy Smile)

I would like you to mull over this question.

What are the things you can do for yourself so you fall deeper in love with Every Drop of Gorgeous You?

Let the thought wash over you like a lovers’ soft, sensual kisses.

Let’s make this…The Year of YOU.

Love and a Huge Warm Hug, Goddess

***Gorgeous Pink Wallpaper can be found at: http://nature.desktopnexus.com/wallpaper/30232/