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Glamorous picture of Audrey Hepburn from the blog V State:  http://vstateclothing.com/may-6th-v-state-ladies-night/

The word  “glamour” originates from the ancient term necromancy-the harnessing of supernatural force.  Yeah…hot!  And at your fingertips.  Any woman can turn her glamour on.  Whenever she wants to.

“Enjoy the fact that you’re a woman and men will enjoy it too.”  Marilyn Monroe.

I love that quote!  So today at Bitch University I’m going to give you glamorous tips from some of the most magnetic women that ever lived.  Why do this?  Because it keeps away The Drama Queen Brat.  The Drama Queen Brat craves attention.  When she doesn’t get it she may start to do obnoxious things.  Like text a guy 40 times a day or moan about all she doesn’t have and drain the energy of all those around her.  By giving attention to things that make you feel beautiful and playful, she is getting attention.  A part of you wants attention and by enjoying being a woman and playing with glamour, you get attention in a constructive, fun way!   Do one a day.  Or two.  As many as you want.  Add a touch of glamour a day and see how it makes you feel.  This is taking power away from your Brat.   This will help harness that supernatural force deep inside you.  The Strong, Sexy, Confident Bitch.

1. Gwen Stefani loves watching old movies.  She’ll see something she loves-like a leopard print and decide to wear it the next day.  Add a little leopard print to your life.  Scarf, shoes, a hot skirt.
2. Sophia Loren loves pasta.  Savor a bowl no guilt like she does.
3. Love your body like Mae West did.  “I never worry about diets.  The only carrots I’m interested in are the number in a diamond.”
4. Create your own fashion trademark. Something that you love to consistently wear.  Is it smokey eyes?  Flowers always in your home?  The way you wear your hair?  A blingy ring?
5. Laughing at yourself makes you very adorable and charming.
6. Enjoy your voice.  Speak clearly and take your time.  This draws people in.
7. Take the time to groom your eyebrows.  Fill them in and brush them.  They frame your eyes-the mirrors to your soul!
8. Red lipstick has been a quick way to glamour forever!  Cleopatra used red lipstick to lure Caesar.  Find your perfect shade and work it.
9. Brush glitter on your cleavage.
10. Wear only your favorite perfume to bed.
11. Put a huge bouquet of the most glamorous flowers by your bed.
12. Movie star Greer Garson used to rinse her hair in champagne.  She would not rinse it out.  This made her feel incredibly pampered.
13. Try on the absolute sexiest heels you can find.  Manolos, Louboutins.  Admire your legs in the shoes in a mirror.
14. Make your entrance.  Even in the grocery store.  Think up a fun little thing to say in your mind…like a mantra as you enter.  “I’m the sexiest woman on the planet.”  Practice everywhere.
15. Note your posture.  Walk tall and don’t slouch.  Walk with purpose or a with a subtle, sensual shift of your hips.  Slow down.  Enjoy walking.
16. The next time you’re at a restaurant, order the sexiest, naughtiest, glamorous sounding cocktail and savor it.
17. Turn your bedroom into a boudoir.  Google for tips.

Please share your glamour ideas on here and on our Facebook!  https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bitch-Lifestyle/205875411841  Get in there and play!  Class dismissed.  Love, Goddess

© S Stevens Life Strategies

Please…please try and pull something over on me…***

Sign you’re a Sassy Bitch:  You absolutely relish calling people on their crap in a calm and unemotional way.  True Bitches know why.

And it is so fun.  It goes like this:

1. Someone screws you or does something that doesn’t fly with you.
2. You call them on it.  Politely.  Calmly and in a bottom line type way.  And it feels soooo good.

Why are you able to do this?  Because you have noticed and taken note of someones’ actions and let them hang themselves on their own rope.  You know why I tell you to watch Judge Judy?  Because that Sassy Bitch does it all the time.   She reads the statements by the complainant and defendant.   You do not want to be the one she talks to the most.  She has found the “gotcha” in their statement and like a brilliant lawyer in her groove, is settin’ em’ up for the fall.  Yeah…she gets mean.  Yeah…she yells at them. That’s her schtick.  Think of how much power you have when you learn how to do this in a calm and bottom line type of way.  Looking them straight in the eye.  This is power.  This scares a lot of people.  It’ll scare them right out of your life or into not wanting to be called on their crap again.  Because, like they are ”a scared.”  Sassy Wink.   I’d much rather be a Scary In Control Bitch than a doormat.  And YOU?

So get in there and work your assignments, Sassy Bitch!

1. Listen to a persons’ words with a healthy dose of skepticism.
2. Watch their actions.  Do they produce?  Do they back up their words with action?  Beware statements like “I should be there.”  “Should” implies a huge probability of a no show or tardiness.  This should be noted by you!
3. If they don’t back up their words with action, take notes.  Watch how people like Judge Judy set people up with their own words.  This is a classic:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzGOJJmrPNo
4. Listen and practice practice practice!

This takes time to learn and do.  That’s what you do at Bitch University.  Learn and do.  Mistakes are always a step in the right direction.  As long as you see the mistake, make conscious steps to learn from and correct them, and keep on keeping on.  Class dismissed.  Love, Goddess

*** Gorgeous picture of Lauren Bacall from the FAB web site  Let Them Eat Cup Cake:  http://let-them-eat-cup-cake.blogspot.com/2011/02/i-love-me-classy-sassy-woman.html

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© S Stevens Life Strategies

This was sent to me from a wonderful man I know.  Yeah…men know they would be a mess without a strong woman.  Enjoy your power, hotties!

Love, Goddess

© S Stevens Life Strategies

You can relax with this crossword puzzle from The Pregnancy Calendar:   http://www.linholm.com/pregnancy_info/freebies/puzzle.html

When someone asks a Sassy Bitch what’s new she wouldn’t be caught dead saying “Not much.”

Sometimes we don’t think what is going on in our lives is very exciting.  And sometimes, yes, day to-day life doesn’t seem that exciting.  Or is it?  Every single day we, as Sassy Bitches, are working toward something.  Something fulfilling and amazing.  For US.  Sometimes these things take more than one step.  We’re still working toward our fulfillment.  So get passionate about that!  Sell that to the world!  Be proud of your dreams, passions, goals, discoveries.

Sometimes just the fact that we had a chance to pamper ourselves a bit is WAY exciting.  LOL.  Or relaxing for just a moment is a slice of heaven.  Be passionate and appreciative about that.  Share those moments of heaven and sell it to whoever is asking.  That passion and enjoyment is infectious.  So even if that Sassy Bitch is just thrilled with her new beef stew recipe and you hate beef stew?  Bitch has passion for the cooking.  The creating.  The process.  The love she puts into it will bring enjoyment to all those who get to savor her passion.  Even those who may not find it thrilling.

Are you proud of your passions?  Do you find yourself not talking about them because they don’t seem as exciting as some things?  Is your hobby crafting and your best friends’ is sky diving?  Who gives a whoop.  Embrace your passions, or find and cherish them.  That which is exciting to you will rock your world.  And you will rock those whom you encounter.

I love crossword puzzles.  Especially the huge challenging Sunday crossword puzzles!  Is that a passion?  Yeah.  Is it one of my more exciting ones to a lot of people?  Nah.  I can totally understand why a lot of people would find the thought of sitting around doing a crossword puzzle boring.  I love it.  I pour myself a nice glass of wine, get ready for bed, sink into my pillows and start solving.  Sometimes I don’t do very well.  Other times I rock that puzzle.  I love it because it satisfies my need to slow down and my need to keep thinking.  It turns my intellectual side on.

So your assignment today is to embrace your ‘less than exciting” “what’s new.”  If someone ask you what is new in your life remember your everyday passions.  Take pride in them.  Allow yourself to ooze with happiness over them.   Every time you take a moment to savor and love even the smallest passion without excuse, it makes you stronger, happier and charismatic.  A true Sassy Bitch can make watching paint dry fun!  Love, Goddess

© S Stevens Life Strategies