Welcome to Bitch University

 

Philosophy:  Here at Bitch U, our community is comprised of strong, brilliant, sassy, feminine women who communicate their wants in a charming yet blunt way. 

 

This weeks’ Curriculum:

1.  To keep us grounded and strengthen our community refer to The Bitch Rules:  http://bitchlifestyle.com/2009/05/bitch-rule-1-love-yourself-with-abandon/

Homework:  Join the Bitch Rebellion.  Contribute to our Bitch Rebellion by letting us know who you are and why you love being a Bitch on our Facebook fan page.  http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bitch-Lifestyle/205875411841  Don’t want to miss a bit of our curriculum?  Subscribe to the site for updates (upper left hand corner under title)  Can’t wait to hear from you!

2.  Bitches Won’t Tolerate BS 101:  Learn from our no BS Queen!  http://bitchlifestyle.com/2009/08/empowered-women-dont-tolerate-bsjudgejudy/

Homework:  Look at your lovely self in the mirror and practice saying “No.”  In the most charming and blunt way.  If you want to back up the “no” with a reason, that’s your choice. 😉

3.  Beware your Drama Queen Brat.  She’ll mess with your Bitch Bliss:  http://bitchlifestyle.com/2009/08/bitchy-vs-bratty/

Homework#1:  Be grateful.  This grounds you when The Brat steps in.  Start creating a list of everything that you’re grateful for.  Relax, cuddle up in a blanket and brew yourself some tea.  Savor something yummy while you do this.

Homework#2:  For the “Raging Drama Queen Brat:”  Do something for someone.  Offer a kind word, open a door, give out small pieces of luscious chocolate, tell everyone you love that you love them.  You get the idea.  It feels good to make others feel good.

4.  Communicating in a charming, yet blunt way:  http://bitchlifestyle.com/2010/07/cowardice-and-the-bitch/

Homework #1:  YouTube Judge Judy and watch her communicate bluntly.  Practice this by thinking about what you want and practice communicating it in a charming and blunt way.  When you feel anger and edginess creep in (and it will) do something physical to dissipate it (kick box, dance your booty off, long walk etc.)

Homework #2:  Rent the movie Jerry McGuire and watch my favorite couple Rod and Marcy, communicate in a blunt way:  http://bitchlifestyle.com/2010/10/sexiest-couple-from-jerry-mcguire/

5.  Understanding the male ego:  http://bitchlifestyle.com/2010/07/giving-you-a-hot-sexy-shot-of-testosterone/

Homework #1:  Rent the movie “Magnificent Seven” and enjoy.

Homework #2:  Appreciate the men in your life that are really there for you.  Hug them, thank them and tell them you love them.  Don’t get too gooey.  Again…practice being blunt and charming.

 

Extra Credit:

#1:  Take some time for yourself:  Before going out one day, really spend some time getting ready.  Look at your outfits.  Pick out something that is more dressy than you normally would wear.  Play with different accessories.  Actually do your make-up.  Glam up your eyes with a smokey look and pale lip.  Or make your glossy, juicy lips the focus on your face.

#2:  Take Maya Angelou’s poem “Still I Rise” and post it somewhere where you can see it for inspiration:  http://bitchlifestyle.com/2010/08/still-i-rise-by-maya-angelou-3/

That’s it for now.  Get crackin’ hot ones!  Your glorious Bitch is so worth it.  Love,  Head Mistress Bitch Goddess

 

This post is dedicated to @BlondeTXGoddess on Twitter, who epitomizes everything this web site is about.  Huge hug, kiss and appreciation to you! 

 

© S Stevens Life Strategies

3 thoughts on “Welcome to Bitch University

  1. Nice tips! I do #4 often!

    “Bitch Rule #6: We revel in our power to attract as women. We are attractors. Magnets.”

    We attract only good things and people! 🙂

  2. I can’t wait to do all of these assignments!! I’m excited and thank you so much for being such a genius of coming up with these!

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