You’ve Been Sassed!

Please…please try and pull something over on me…***

Sign you’re a Sassy Bitch:  You absolutely relish calling people on their crap in a calm and unemotional way.  True Bitches know why.

And it is so fun.  It goes like this:

  1. Someone screws you or does something that doesn’t fly with you.
  2. You call them on it.  Politely.  Calmly and in a bottom line type way.  And it feels soooo good.

Why are you able to do this?  Because you have noticed and taken note of someones’ actions and let them hang themselves on their own rope.  You know why I tell you to watch Judge Judy?  Because that Sassy Bitch does it all the time.   She reads the statements by the complainant and defendant.   You do not want to be the one she talks to the most.  She has found the “gotcha” in their statement and like a brilliant lawyer in her groove, is settin’ em’ up for the fall.  Yeah…she gets mean.  Yeah…she yells at them. That’s her schtick.  Think of how much power you have when you learn how to do this in a calm and bottom line type of way.  Looking them straight in the eye.  This is power.  This scares a lot of people.  It’ll scare them right out of your life or into not wanting to be called on their crap again.  Because, like they are “a scared.”  Sassy Wink.   I’d much rather be a Scary In Control Bitch than a doormat.  And YOU?

So get in there and work your assignments, Sassy Bitch!

  1. Listen to a persons’ words with a healthy dose of skepticism.
  2. Watch their actions.  Do they produce?  Do they back up their words with action?  Beware statements like “I should be there.”  “Should” implies a huge probability of a no show or tardiness.  This should be noted by you!
  3. If they don’t back up their words with action, take notes.  Watch how people like Judge Judy set people up with their own words:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHSte37BrOs
  4. Listen and practice practice practice!

This takes time to learn and do.  That’s what you do at Bitch University.  Learn and do.  Mistakes are always a step in the right direction.  As long as you see the mistake, make conscious steps to learn from and correct them, and keep on keeping on.  Class dismissed.  Love, Goddess

*** Gorgeous picture of Lauren Bacall from the FAB web site  Let Them Eat Cup Cake:  http://let-them-eat-cup-cake.blogspot.com/2011/02/i-love-me-classy-sassy-woman.html

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Solve the Problem Drama Queen

Picture from the fab web site Denim Devotion http://denimdevotion.wordpress.com/Picture from the fab web site Denim Devotion

Sign You’re a Sassy Bitch:  You don’t whine about a problem. You solve the problem.

Is this you?  Or do you spend hours, days, weeks whining about all you don’t have and things you wish you did?  Come on, Drama Queen.  Really?   Here’s your New Years’ Kick in the Ass.  Stop whining about what you can’t control and awaken your Sassy Bitch.  She needs awakening because you’ve bored her into a freakin’ coma.  Time to wake that Bitch up.  How?  One yummy, thrilling word:  ACTION  Ooooo…a REM period just missed a beat in our Sassy Bitches’ sleep.  You have a choice.  You can continue whining and stay in your Drama Queen.  It’s easy.  Do exactly nothing.  Want to start awakening your Sassy Bitch?  Here’s how:

ACTION #1:   Get it out.   Go here:  Had a Bad Day Throw yourself into your Pity Party.  I am giving you permission to let out every pathetic whine to the David Powter song.  Seriously do it.  Twice, three times if need be.

ACTION #2:  Cool.  You’ve kicked that whiny ass Brat out of your body.  Relax.  Be proud of yourself.  Now is the time to do something good for you.  Take a warm hot shower, go out shopping, or have a glass of wine and watch your favorite movie.  Whatever little treat you want to give yourself?  Do it.

This will help you rid yourself of your “whiny” problem.  Your whiny Drama Queen wants attention.  So give it to her and then move on.  By doing this, you are releasing the control she has on you.  Now practice using ACTION with everything in your life.  When you find yourself saying:  “Oh great.  What?  Really?  Can this have any worse timing?  I’m so sick of the crap!”  Stop the lamenting and take ACTION #1 and ACTION #2.  Then go on to ACTION #3:

ACTION #3:  Solving the problem.  Because you’re letting your Drama Queen moan and whine, you’re the releasing control she has on to you.  When you do this, you will start to see through the bullshit…which is all the Drama Queen sees.  Piles and piles of bullshit.  The Sassy Bitch sees the bullshit and walks around it.  She sees the answers and takes the necessary steps to solve the problem. Some problems take one step.  Bigger problems will take more.  It’s all good. 

When you find yourself slipping into “whiny mode” go back to ACTIONS 1 & 2.  Lather, rinse, repeat.  Got it?  Good.  Now get in there and take some hot action now.  Love, Goddess

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