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I love this quote and pic!  I found at the fab web site The Sassy Steel Magnolia: http://thesassysteelmagnolia.com/tag/quote/  Check it out!


I want new adventures, meet new people and discover new places, tastes and music.  And I will be with an amazing new trip coming up.

I crave it everyday, though!  How do I and YOU satisfy that burning need we all feel?  When we are bogged down with work, expectations (isn’t that a fun word) and commitments.  If a few days go by and I haven’t discovered anything new?  I get impatient.  Those of you who have been following the web site for a while know that about me, huh?  http://bitchlifestyle.com/2009/05/impatiencea-virtue/  Anyway…how to do we create delicious moments of adventure daily?

By enjoying a moment and creating the “passion of discovery.”

  1. Savor the first bite.  I don’t care if it’s the frozen pizza you eat every week!  Create the moment.  Close your eyes, enjoy the aroma, texture and crunch.
  2. Dating someone?  Instead of thinking about “making out with them,” relish the first kiss.  The wait and the anticipation of what it will be like!
  3. Play some new music.  We all have comfort zones.  Find a new music to stretch to, dance to, make love to.
  4. Order something.  ANYTHING new on a menu.  Extra points if it is something you would never ever in a million years try.  For me, last week it was split pea soup.  I don’t like peas.  I still don’t like peas, but now I know I don’t like this sort of soup.
  5. Look in the paper and search for something NEW:  a play to see, a museum to enjoy, a new restaurant, new town, sporting event, rally, charity, etc., to do.  Bitch it up and invite friends.
  6. Learn to cook your absolute favorite restaurant meal brilliantly at home.
  7. Have an iron chef night with friends.
  8. It’s fall…do fall things!  Go to a festival or apple farm, long hikes with a pic nic, play and make love in the leaves, make your own cider, bob for apples, make and bake your favorite apple dishes, climb a mountain, jump out of a plane, go to the tropics, find a hot man to kiss in Paris.
  9. Take a new class.  Or ask about my upcoming course exploring Seductresses in history and awakening yours!  My email:  Goddesspower978@hotmail.com

That isn’t enough for you to try?  Well here’s another article I wrote called Feisty Fall Fun.  Get in there and play, discover and party!  http://bitchlifestyle.com/2010/09/feisty-fall-fun/ Love, Goddess

Giant PS:  Only a couple spots left in my hot man program “Re-Awakening.”  What do you want from men?  http://bitchlifestyle.com/2012/07/your-re-awakening/

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Summer Fun How Much Can You Handle?

summer fun,outrageous summer fun,
Summer fun image from the fab website Karlasingson,com 

How much outrageous fun do you want this summer?

Summer fun.  Your Sassy Bitch lives for it.  My Sassy Bitch is craving new adventures.  I have one that I’m looking forward to.  A day trip that will take me back in time.  (Cue mystery type music)  That one is at the end of July.  Something semi-planned.  What I’d really love is unplanned spontaneous adventure!  A little hard to put into my jam-packed schedule.  I’m half booked night and day already.  That’s okay…I just know it’s going to happen.  All I have to do when it happens is say:

“Yes!  Ohhhh that sounds so good!”

And find a way to get out the door!

Spontaneous adventure can be as simple as taking a different route home, tasting a different food or having a camping trip on your couch with a new movie.  The movie couch camping trip is divine when you have a schedule so loaded up, isn’t it?  Total bliss.  Are you up for adventure this summer?  What have you never tried that you’d like to?

  • A new day spa?  A crazy new nail color?
  • White water rafting, a new sport, joining a new club, taking a day trip to a town you’ve always wanted to go to but haven’t?
  • Seeking out the best the fastest new thrill ride you can?
  • A day cruise?
  • Throwing the Sassiest Bad *** Barbeque ever?
  • Learn to ride a motorcycle?
  • Climbing the highest mountain around with girlfriends and savoring the tastiest picnic when you get to the top?
  • Parasailing?
  • Conduct a chocolate/cheese/wine/cocktail/food/fresh farm stand survey to see which is the best just because it’s fun?
  • Throwing a Mid-Summer Nights’ Party that would make the Playboy mansion blush?
  • Enjoy soft kisses in the summer rain with the man of your choice?
  • Go to the biggest city or town closest to you.  And discover something new.
  • Sign up for Groupon.  It has TONS of ideas for travel, fun and pampering.  It will get your creative fun juices flowing!

How about it?  What do you want this summer?  DO TELL.  This is so we can all discover new things together to enjoy.  Share on our Bitch Lifestyle Facebook page. This summer it is no excuses!  I want you to relish this phrase and say it OFTEN:

“Yes!  Ohhhh that sounds so good!”

Love, Goddess

© S Stevens Life Strategies

Like a Kid Again!

Demon Roller Coaster from the cool web site Coasterpedia:   http://rollercoaster.wikia.com/wiki/File:Demon_Roller_Coaster.jpg

Like a Kid Again!

And summer is just the time to do it!  Get in touch with your fun, silly, playful, creative self.  That little kid in you is dying to come out and play.

  1. When was the last time you went to an amusement park?  Do it!  Ride all the roller coasters, bumper cars, eat cotton candy, try to win a huge stuffed animal!
  2. Go to an arcade and play all those games you used to growing up.  I used to LOVE skee ball.  Play pin ball, air hockey, Centipede.  Just for fun, give all the tickets you win to a little kid.  Watch his or her face light up!
  3. If you have one of those race car places near you, go race a car.  As fast as you can!
  4. Go to one of those boardwalks on the beach.  Complete with the huge ferris wheel and crazy side shows.
  5. Slip and slide!  Have a slip and slide party!  Play 70s or 80s music, spike the cool aid, play frisbee, etc.
  6. Go to an outdoor rock band concert.  They have these cool all day festival events during the summer.
  7. Go to a baseball game.  Eat hot dogs, dress in your favorite teams’ logo outfits.
  8. Go to the beach, watch fireworks and make S’mores.
  9. Find a lake or pond.  Bring a whole bunch of friends.  A grill.  Potluck it.  Water ski, jet ski, swim, play water polo.  Play your *** off!
  10. Bitch up #9 by making it an overnight camping trip.  Tell creepy ghost stories.  Scare the you know what out of each other deep in the night.
  11. Your ideas here!!

Love and a big playful hug, Goddess

© S Stevens Life Strategies

Inspirational Banquet

Today’s post is full of quotes to inspire you, make you smile and pick you up when you need it.

1.  “I love it when people doubt me.”  Rodney Harrison  When you need a kick in the you know what when you hit a snag on the road to success.  http://bitchlifestyle.com/2009/11/i-love-it-when-people-doubt-me-rodney-harrison/

2.  “Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ass.”  Guys love our butts.  Even if we don’t.  Remember this when you want to beat up your beauty.

3.  “Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” Albert Einstein  I’m dedicating this to you, Daniel. 

4.  “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”  Timothy Leary  This is awesome.  Think about this when you hear all the noise trying to distract you from this fact.  And the world is full of noise, hot one!

5.  Anything by Maya Angelou.  Post her incredible poem “Still I Rise,” somewhere for an immediate pick up whenever you need it.  Remember…she knows she has diamonds in the center of her thighs.

6.  An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.  Mae West  Men say the most incredible things to get you to do something for them.  Bitches are turned on by actions. 

7.  Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.  Mae West  Think twice before you say “no way” to something. 

8.  It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.  Tallulah Bankhead  Remember this when you are bored or think you have nothing to do.  Go out into the glorious world and get busy!  When you roll your eyes at me for saying this (and its so cute)  I give you this:

9.  Live! Life’s a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!  Auntie Mame

Want more?  Ask me for a juicy little something to do.  A homework assignment to get you back on the “fun” highway.  Anything for you, gorgeous!  Love, Goddess

© S Stevens Life Strategies